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20 Shades of Kennedy

August 3rd, 2012 by Kennedy

What about the mind of Kennedy?  Not the Mind of Kennedy, the mind of Kennedy.  It’s been commented on a few times.  Known for knowing it, not known for changing it, someone asked me about 20 Shades of Kennedy.  I know it’s not 50 and it’s not even grey (have you READ that book) but here’re 20 things that make the mind of Kennedy.

White hair – Silver fox or what?  Me and Philip Schofield, all those advancing years and infinite wisdom.

Armani boxer shorts – Giorgio – Yet another silver-haired  fox (is there a theme developing here) all that and pure silk as well.

Greek holidays –where else do you go to get the tan to set of the silver fox look?

Moggies –. Ever tried to make a cat sit up and beg for treats?  Thought not.  There’s nothing so independently minded as a mogggy, it’s why I hate em.  How’s a mind reader supposed to earn a crust when there’re cats around  (I guess that means the end of the Silver Fox thing)  So, are you, a dog or a mog sorta person?

Tea – as in tea bags, although tea leaves are very useful for predicting the future…….yeah right.

Non-fiction books – I don’t do fiction.  Stories?  Just one step away from letting someone play with your mind.  Can’t have that can we.

American gritty crime dramas – The Closer ‘nuff said, this is one story I can get into

Newcastle – somebody once asked my why?  Now, don’t get me started…

Theatre – I guess live theatre’s all about having your mind played with –  anything to make me think.  I also love musicals but only the good ones.  Definitely not  Mama Mia – how can you call that one a musical,  All the songs were written at different times.  No real story, don’t get me started.  I bet  Rogers and Hammerstein are spinning in their graves.  What do you mean “there’s no afterlife so how can they?”

Macbook Pro –Didn’t  Steve Jobs used to be a Silver Fox?

Psychology – knowing how the mind works is so powerful.   It’s amazing what you can do when you know how other people think.

Right handed  –   the human mind was engineered be dominant on the right. There’s nothing bad about being left handed, it’s just wrong.

Chips– cooked in fat, none of that namby pamby oil nonsense.  You need good old artery bustin’ lard for yer chips.

Don’t like cheese – makes me dream, if I remember my dreams, some mind reading  weirdo will get inside my head.  Don’t eat cheese – just in case.

Giraffes – gotta really admire something with a mind like that.  What?  You ever tried to read a giraffes mind – you can’t even look ‘em in the eye.  Impossible

America – land of the brave, land of the free, just a bit of a shame about the land of the bye your guns at a discount store and I guess we forgive them for George W.

Mind readers – bunch of charlatans, pure bastards

Stand-up comedy – scary coz they all seem to be thinking exactly what I’m thinking.  Am I that obvious?

 

 


Amy Evans
Amy Evans
14:54 15 Mar 17
Kennedy was very professional, really entertaining and completely different to what we have booked in the past in terms of an after dinner speaker and entertainment. The performance amazed the whole audience and really lifted the spirits in the entire room in time for our formal proceedings.I would definitely recommend Kennedy to anyone looking for corporate entertainment.
james Sheeran
james Sheeran
08:35 16 Mar 17
What a fantastic night’s entertainment Mind of Kennedy provided. Some of the stuff he did is still being talked about at our company days after! Make sure you book him for your corporate event; you won’t be disappointed!
Kerry Celeste
Kerry Celeste
11:10 09 Feb 17
Absolutely spectacular show! Never seen anything like it. We were all mesmerised from beginning to end. I can highly recommend Kennedy’s show to anyone looking for entertainment for a party, wedding or corporate event. He really was outstanding and kept us all laughing & on the edge of our seats all night!
IAmy Amy
IAmy Amy
11:41 24 Aug 16
Jane Bradshaw
Jane Bradshaw
12:44 10 Jul 17
(Feedback about our ruby wedding party last night) – Kennedy was absolutely fantastic. Not only did he work the room really well, and include people from different parts of the room, which is so important, but also he was an absolute delight to work with before, during and after the event... no trouble at all and completely accommodating. The act was tremendous and I love the idea that all our guests are sitting at home today over the Sunday papers, saying "how did he do that?!" I would have no hesitation in recommending Kennedy to anyone I know. Best wishes and thanks again to Kennedy for entertaining all our guests so well at our party. Jane & Pete Bradshaw
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