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What Happens On Sundays Can Effect Mondays…

June 25th, 2012 by Kennedy

There’s a photie of my leg. It’s not usually so chubby looking but when Sunday lunch turns in to filling a kettle and that turns in to “the most severe dislocation of a knee I’ve ever seen” according to two ambulance drivers – this is the result.

Unfortunately, no one at my sister’s palace had the journalistic foresight to take a photo of the injury itself, which means I’m unable to gross you out with the full extent of why I said so many bad words, screamed and maybe even cried.

So sitting up in bed reflecting on yesterday, my left lower limb is still in it’s bandaged state and has a good level of ouch every time I attempt to move. Here’s what happened, and more importantly what it means:

We’ eaten Sunday lunch and desert at my sister Jayne’s and our mother showed up to interrupt an episode if 24 with a new kettle. I offered to go fill it and boil it. If only…

Enroute from the kitchen I slipped on some water that their Beagle has drooled all over the tiled floor. As I looked forward I saw my niece Kacie coming towards me, and in the attempt to save myself from falling, the lower part of my leg went to my right and the weight of my entire body to the left.

The pain was excruciating.

Through my jeans I could see my knee-cap was on the under left side of my leg. “That’s not supposed to be there”.

999 call made by Jayne, and a full sixty-minute wait until help arrived, and immediate access to Gas and Air wasn’t enough to keep me from SCREAMING, so I had a  nice dose of Morphene to relax me, so the Ambulance Gods could push and shove my knee cap around the side of my knee, across the top and back in to it’s little groove.

Once there, instant pain relief.

So now it’s the swelling and the streeeeetched ligaments are pretty ouchy and mean I’m facing some pretty serious physio therapy for a little while.

The Show WILL Go On

Freddie Mercury is one of my all time favourite artists, and my 2 gigs this week, one Wednesday and the other Saturday, will be going on and I’ll be taking pain killers and pushing myself to work through any discomfort or pain to make sure we have fantastic nights in Cambridge and at Jarrow Civic (which is an open night, so I’d love to see you there, bring your get-well-soon cards 😉 )


Amy Evans
Amy Evans
14:54 15 Mar 17
Kennedy was very professional, really entertaining and completely different to what we have booked in the past in terms of an after dinner speaker and entertainment. The performance amazed the whole audience and really lifted the spirits in the entire room in time for our formal proceedings.I would definitely recommend Kennedy to anyone looking for corporate entertainment.
james Sheeran
james Sheeran
08:35 16 Mar 17
What a fantastic night’s entertainment Mind of Kennedy provided. Some of the stuff he did is still being talked about at our company days after! Make sure you book him for your corporate event; you won’t be disappointed!
Kerry Celeste
Kerry Celeste
11:10 09 Feb 17
Absolutely spectacular show! Never seen anything like it. We were all mesmerised from beginning to end. I can highly recommend Kennedy’s show to anyone looking for entertainment for a party, wedding or corporate event. He really was outstanding and kept us all laughing & on the edge of our seats all night!
IAmy Amy
IAmy Amy
11:41 24 Aug 16
Jane Bradshaw
Jane Bradshaw
12:44 10 Jul 17
(Feedback about our ruby wedding party last night) – Kennedy was absolutely fantastic. Not only did he work the room really well, and include people from different parts of the room, which is so important, but also he was an absolute delight to work with before, during and after the event... no trouble at all and completely accommodating. The act was tremendous and I love the idea that all our guests are sitting at home today over the Sunday papers, saying "how did he do that?!" I would have no hesitation in recommending Kennedy to anyone I know. Best wishes and thanks again to Kennedy for entertaining all our guests so well at our party. Jane & Pete Bradshaw
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