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Never Let Me Buy The Drinks

September 4th, 2011 by Kennedy

My face is still aching from what happened on Saturday night.

“It’s Kennedy’s round” some insane guy called Simon announced to our group.

Saturday night was boys’ night out in Newcastle. For some reason I wasn’t performing or entertaining anyone other than myself. By 10pm we are talking about women, boobs and whether “describing your favourite colour as Ginger, is the same as saying your favourite colour is Midget” – because apparently Ginger describes a person, not a colour.

Standing at the bar I ordered the round of drinks in, which consisted mainly of beer and a glass of wine for me – after all, do you know who I think I am?

Next to me, also waiting for her drinks was a mildly attractive 20-something year-old. Tapping me on the shoulder she pointed to an empty glass jar on the bar and said “that’s you!”

I broke out in to donkey-like, heehawing hysterics. She wasn’t laughing. Actually, she was doing ‘the face’.

On second glance it became apparent that she was referring to the label sitting on top of the glass jar that read “Northumbrian Blond”, which describes me pretty well. And is certainly not funny.

Awkwardness decended as she realised why I was laughing. I had thought she was talking about the label affixed to the front of the jar, one that read “coming soon”.

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Amy Evans
Amy Evans
14:54 15 Mar 17
Kennedy was very professional, really entertaining and completely different to what we have booked in the past in terms of an after dinner speaker and entertainment. The performance amazed the whole audience and really lifted the spirits in the entire room in time for our formal proceedings.I would definitely recommend Kennedy to anyone looking for corporate entertainment.
james Sheeran
james Sheeran
08:35 16 Mar 17
What a fantastic night’s entertainment Mind of Kennedy provided. Some of the stuff he did is still being talked about at our company days after! Make sure you book him for your corporate event; you won’t be disappointed!
Kerry Celeste
Kerry Celeste
11:10 09 Feb 17
Absolutely spectacular show! Never seen anything like it. We were all mesmerised from beginning to end. I can highly recommend Kennedy’s show to anyone looking for entertainment for a party, wedding or corporate event. He really was outstanding and kept us all laughing & on the edge of our seats all night!
IAmy Amy
IAmy Amy
11:41 24 Aug 16
Jane Bradshaw
Jane Bradshaw
12:44 10 Jul 17
(Feedback about our ruby wedding party last night) – Kennedy was absolutely fantastic. Not only did he work the room really well, and include people from different parts of the room, which is so important, but also he was an absolute delight to work with before, during and after the event... no trouble at all and completely accommodating. The act was tremendous and I love the idea that all our guests are sitting at home today over the Sunday papers, saying "how did he do that?!" I would have no hesitation in recommending Kennedy to anyone I know. Best wishes and thanks again to Kennedy for entertaining all our guests so well at our party. Jane & Pete Bradshaw
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