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Top Ways Of Getting Unfollowed By Me (Ranty Ranty)

June 1st, 2011 by Kennedy

Before I embark on this blog post, let me warn you that there is a the distinct possibility that it could turn nasty and some bad words might slip out. Shit. Fuck, I said shit already. Ah mayyne…did I say Fuck on my blog? How unprofessional!

Just logged in to my Twitter and realised my mistake. Around 2 years ago I thought it would be nice to follow back everyone who followed me. It’d show niceness and a wanting to start relationships with the new contacts on Twitter. Big mistake.

Now I log in and so many of these folks are being snipered off by the click-edy-clack of the UNFOLLOW button. Here’s the kind of shennanigans that will get you “unfollowed”, certainly by me (as if that matters a hoot) and probably by most other people too:

  1. Tweet more than 10 times a day, regularly. Sometimes is okay, if something exciting is happening. But every day is excessive and who are you to rape that amount of my life away like that?
  2. Send wanky ‘inspirational’ and ‘classic’ (over used) quotes from people that most haven’t heard of, or at least have any respect for. In fact just don’t quote. Have some original thought. It’s Twitter not Quotter. Dayme.
  3. Send constant promotions, links and stuff to affiliate products and things that you’ve signed up for and only promote so make $5 on. Give me a real person PUHLEASE!
  4. Send me a nice tweet about something I’m interested in and then NOT respond when I ask for more info.

So there you have it. Be nice boys and girls 🙂

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