WHAT a trip. Washington DC changed the ballgame for me. I expected it to of course because every time I immerse myself in pure talent my mind races.
Highlights include masterminding to the Wolf Brothers about their next award winning piece of body art. Gave them a new angle which I hope wins them the title again (will keep you informed). I also got to hang out with lots of beautiful women…and some damned ugly ones who thought they were beautiful.
Good times were spent in the Air and Space museum where my buddy Dave Farr almost caused me to vomit. Apart from that the history in that place was awesome. Being able to walk right up to a shuttle, rocket and other crazy stuff that’s been in space and actually touch them! Fantastic.
We ate in some awesome places, including Mike’s Bar And Grill. Who do the nicest rolls I’ve ever tasted. A lovely Asian restaurant and on the final day I was taken to a real American restaurant, Hooters. Of course yours truly coudn’t resist the opportunity to get a group of beautiful girls around me by performing some mind reading and psychologically messing their heads up.
Oh and also, I got my head licked a lot.
Since I returned I’ve had 2 gigs (one speaking on persuasion and the other entertaining the shabba out of a company partayy in Durham), a ton more Facebook friends (add me here) and tonight I’m taking my sister out for a birthday meal.
Apologies for the absence, but with all of the job offers I’ve received since returning home it looks like I’ll be spending a lot more time Stateside. Plus I think I’m in love.